nope
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so I have all this My little pony stuff from a trade I was doing a while back, and I’m really not that into MLP so this would just get put away somwhere and never seen again. So if anyone wants to do a trade for it and take it off my hands, Id love to give it a good home.
c: Message me for it.
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is there an age where youre supposed to stop getting on tumblr because i literally feel like im going to be on this website for the rest of my life
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hey
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can we cuddle
in just our underwear so our skin can touch. can i hold you while you wrap yourself around me. i’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. you’ll peck at my neck while i laugh and tell you to stop. we could whisper cute things to each other over the pillow so no one else can hear. then i’d pull out my hunting knife and sacrifice you to the mighty dark lord Satan, while chanting sacrificial hymns. yolo nigga, smoke weed everyday, 420 blaze it up(via f4gg0at)
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you know how we have sexting now what if way back when people sent telegraphs and you get a guy who came to your door and read you a telegram they did that you’d send a sexy telegraph and a guy would come to your door and say like
oh baby that is so hot stop
what color garterbelt are you wearing stop
are your knees out stop -
Legs weren’t happenin’ mate
